Did anyone ever tell you not to yell at somebody when he or she is in the shower?

I’m one of the douches who spend eternity in the shower. I’m not proud of it but I’m not ashamed either. In fact I spend most of my time with the tap turned off. What I can say is, showering is the only time, in my family at least, where I can be alone and relax on a daily basis. I also write my best material in the shower. Yes.

But showering is a risky business.

Someone yelled. I got startled. My face was covered in soap. I lost my balance, slipped and hit my head against the wall. Oh and guess what? I think my head’s harder cause I made a crack in the tile. On the other hand my brain must have ricocheted like a lump of jelly in my skull. I also have a rhinodino bump on my head.

The truth is, Barney is not the dinosaur.

I AM.